why mom isnt going to the oktoberfest

mom: free beer if hes working that booth?
melissa: he didnt give me free beer last year
mom: a-hole
melissa: doesnt matter
melissa: its not like its expensive
mom: true
melissa: and hello, im your daughter. i pre-party
mom: LOL
mom i dont know what youre talking about
melissa: hahah ok lady janes
mom: and thats why i am not going to octoberfest
melissa: cause you dont wanna party with your daughter?
mom: dont want to be seeing you try out your strippin techniques
melissa: hahah ya. me with my bum foot. however, amber will
mom: lalllaalalalalala
mom: dont hear you