the vertically challenged and why i moved my desk

daniel: dood...do you like midgets?
melissa: who doesnt
daniel: come hither

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daniel: why did you have to move
melissa: cause
daniel: godammit
melissa: that desk sucks
melissa: major balls
daniel: yes...just like some girls i know
daniel: but
daniel: that doesn't mean you had to move
daniel: desks
daniel: godammit
melissa: no dude
melissa: the whole area sucks
daniel: lol
melissa: i felt exposed
melissa: and violated
melissa: like a dirty whore
daniel: lol