i work with Lo Pan

melissa: i work with someone that looks like lo pan
carlo: hahaha
carlo: big trouble in little china eh
carlo: does the lo pan girl have a long beard too
melissa: no
melissa: she should tho
melissa: but shes got long stringgy hair
carlo: oo
carlo: does she have long pinky nails
melissa: no
carlo: i would block all magical attacks with mine but i cut it
melissa: but shes got a big gut
carlo: ooo stringy hair AND big gut
carlo: i think im in love
melissa: im gonna put a weaved basket on my head and do kung fu infront of her
carlo: haha
melissa: i think thats going to make the lightning bolt deflector sheild react
carlo: it just might
melissa: ya
melissa: it will. dont you worry
carlo: ill be the inflatable guy n explode
melissa: good call