why i get good grades

melissa: its like week 7 of school
melissa: and i havent read anything out of the books
melissa: and im managing a B in soc and an A in art
carlo: its cuz ur a genie
carlo: reading is pointless
melissa: agreed
carlo: as long as u pay attention in class then pow!
melissa: lol
melissa: my classes are online
melissa: i dont even sit there and listen to anyone
melissa: everything is based on me reading
carlo: haha
carlo: well its cuz u watch law n order. thats why u have good grades
melissa: ya.. thats what i figured
melissa: you are so right


but there's an update!

carlo: u missed out on the side boob hour on family guy
melissa: no i didnt
melissa: its tivo'ed
carlo: oo
carlo: seee, thats why ur passing with good grades
carlo: genie!
melissa: heh.. the mighty tivo not only records television, but makes me pass college
carlo: indeed. its pretty handy