i work with Lo Pan

melissa: i work with someone that looks like lo pan
carlo: hahaha
carlo: big trouble in little china eh
carlo: does the lo pan girl have a long beard too
melissa: no
melissa: she should tho
melissa: but shes got long stringgy hair
carlo: oo
carlo: does she have long pinky nails
melissa: no
carlo: i would block all magical attacks with mine but i cut it
melissa: but shes got a big gut
carlo: ooo stringy hair AND big gut
carlo: i think im in love
melissa: im gonna put a weaved basket on my head and do kung fu infront of her
carlo: haha
melissa: i think thats going to make the lightning bolt deflector sheild react
carlo: it just might
melissa: ya
melissa: it will. dont you worry
carlo: ill be the inflatable guy n explode
melissa: good call

i spend too much time in bars

(nate shows me & jake a picture of a bike frame)

melissa: that shits gangsta
Nate: if by gangsta, you mean phil collins, then yes
melissa: phil collins is straight up gangsta. ive heard 'in the air tonight'
Nate: lol
Nate: i don't like cricket...
Nate: i love it...
melissa: the darts game?
melissa: or the sport
Nate: lol
melissa: cause i love both
Jake: lol x 2

im competitive on one foot

we're about to have a picnic:

MQ: If you can’t find anyone for the leg race, I’ll do it with you. I’m competitive when it comes to games.
melissa: Hehheh.. M, I was kidding. I really have a foot injury and I cant be putting that kind of strain on it. But thanks for the offer
MQ:Ok. That’s very funny. I didn’t hear that part! You should try hopping on 1 foot.

the vertically challenged and why i moved my desk

daniel: dood...do you like midgets?
melissa: who doesnt
daniel: come hither

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daniel: why did you have to move
melissa: cause
daniel: godammit
melissa: that desk sucks
melissa: major balls
daniel: yes...just like some girls i know
daniel: but
daniel: that doesn't mean you had to move
daniel: desks
daniel: godammit
melissa: no dude
melissa: the whole area sucks
daniel: lol
melissa: i felt exposed
melissa: and violated
melissa: like a dirty whore
daniel: lol

southern belle?

MQ: Are you from the south? Cause you have a southern accent.
melissa: no. im from 10 mins away.
MQ: Oh. you still sound like your from the south.


say what ya'll?

dont care about hunting women

greg: i told carlo i stopped caring about hunting for women. he says the right woman is the one u roofy

during a bad day, i dont need your hug... apparently.

enrique: Enrique: "what you need is a hug" Melissa: "I dont need affection to feel better, fuck that"

melissa: ROFL
melissa: im so blogging this