dont throw up or look me in the eye(s)

[15:44] lissa: sometimes, do you find it too much to look in peoples eye when youre having a conversation with them?
[15:44] Litas: depends...if i talk to you i stare at ur soul
[15:45] Litas: if a teammate is talking to me as i work i tend not to look at them
[15:45] Litas: but otherwise i look at people in the eye
[15:45] lissa: hm
[15:45] lissa: when i talk to *girls name*, shes a big eye contact maker
[15:46] lissa: and when she looks directly at me like that in a very engaging way, i feel naked
[15:46] Litas: yeah that's kinda creepy
[15:46] lissa: i need to work on that.
[15:46] Litas: totally with you on that one
[15:46] lissa: ok good
[15:46] Litas: like i look at people in the eye, but when they LOOOK back scary!
[15:46] lissa: i thought i was the only one
[15:47] lissa: well i then get kinda weird about it
[15:47] lissa: like which eye am i looking at
[15:47] lissa: am i looking at her nose?
[15:47] Litas: you look in the center
[15:47] lissa: then i cant hear what shes saying
[15:47] Litas: yes
[15:47] lissa: cause im feeling naked
[15:47] lissa: and staring at her eyebrow
[15:47] Litas: SNORT
[15:47] lissa: lol
[15:47] Litas: friend i love you
[15:47] lissa: thats what just happened.
[15:47] Litas: ok well that's how i feel about *other girls name*
[15:47] lissa: oh no
[15:47] Litas: see i forget she has a wack eye and then i REMEMBER
[15:48] Litas: and it's like they're fighting for attention
[15:48] Litas: HAHA
[15:48] Litas: FRIEND
[15:48] Litas: DYING
[15:48] lissa: NO
[15:48] lissa: haha
[15:48] Litas: FRIEND
[15:48] Litas: going to choke on my water
[15:48] lissa: ok
[15:48] Litas: u know how that went last time
[15:48] Litas: crying
[15:48] Litas: ok swallowed
[15:48] Litas: whew
[15:48] lissa: ok good
[15:48] lissa: dont throw up on your keyboard
[15:48] lissa: i wont be over to help clean it up
[15:48] Litas: FRIEND!
[15:48] lissa: thats a lie
[15:49] lissa: i cant believe how calm and professional i was about that
[15:49] lissa: sigh
[15:49] lissa: i love you
[15:49] Litas: dude that's how i knew you were ready for momhood
[15:49] lissa: i didnt have any gag reflex
[15:49] lissa: which is weird
[15:49] lissa: but if you bleed
[15:49] Litas: nope it was shut up clean up and move on
[15:49] lissa: im passing out
[15:49] lissa: and throwing up
[15:49] Litas: HAHA
[15:49] Litas: friend that totally played out in my head
[15:49] lissa: motherhood takes a backseat again
[15:49] Litas: it was really funny
[15:49] Litas: like a cartoon just now
[15:49] lissa: heh