tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-347047632011-07-05T14:20:06.416-07:00wanna go bananas?melissanoreply@blogger.comBlogger321100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-82807703712306020632009-05-15T12:55:00.000-07:002009-05-15T13:00:46.176-07:00me: HA<br />me: (734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"<br />her: LOL<br />her: i think i will use that out loud<br /><br />her: so a deaf guy has been emailing me from okcupid<br />me: that could be rad<br />her: which is cool, and i know some sign language and have always wanted to be fluent<br />me: do you realize the potential there?<br />her: i'm just wondering how the dirty talk would go during sex<br />me: HAHAHA<br />me: CRYING<br />me: how would you fight?<br />her: hey. valid question there. lol<br />her: oh, fighting looks AWESOME in sign<br />me: im evil <br />me: i keep playing it in my head<br />her: me too<br />me: a mouth open and moaning out<br />her: HAHAHAHAAH<br />me: but hands moving <br />her: right<br />me: aslkhdasdhasdlkjh<br />her: during a fight, not so bad<br />her: during sex?<br />her: fucking concentration BROKEN<br />me: ASKJhda<br />her: PHEW<br />me: and the sign for 'hit it from the back' takes both hands and about 15 seconds to sign <br />her: ROFL<br />her: CHOKING!!!!!<br />me: HAHA<br />her: my officemate thought i was crying<br />her: for real<br />me: please date this guy<br />her: omg<br />me: i want video tapes of everything<br />her: adso090990<br />me: WITH audio<br />her: LMAO<br />her: we're going to go to hell<br />me: i am going to hell<br />me: aKJSdhalkjsdh<br />her: LALLAOA)!@)*(~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-8280770371230602063?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-11199036230438056262009-04-17T14:40:00.000-07:002009-04-17T14:41:49.844-07:00brian: cool spot, hot spots, free listing<br />melissa: what in the fuck is a hot spot<br />melissa: oh<br />melissa: you mean wifi<br />brian: wifi hotspot hottie<br />melissa: thats what i call my home<br />melissa: just an fyi to you<br />brian: i thought it was the love lair<br />melissa: i think both actually work in this case.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-1119903623043805626?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-20553586506220353302009-02-27T16:17:00.001-08:002009-02-27T16:18:11.070-08:00melissa: DUDE<br />melissa: we get free DSL! <br />melissa: and a taxes and surcharge only phone bill<br />melissa: and $10 discount on directv<br />melissa: woot! <br />captain: ugh<br />captain: sweet<br />captain: what's dsl?<br />melissa: its like dial up but faster<br />melissa: we have it <br />melissa: but we turn it into wireless<br />captain: sweet<br />melissa: youre so cute.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-2055358650622035330?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-84793676752726197612009-02-20T15:55:00.000-08:002009-02-20T15:57:38.202-08:00[15:44] lissa: sometimes, do you find it too much to look in peoples eye when youre having a conversation with them?<br />[15:44] Litas: depends...if i talk to you i stare at ur soul<br />[15:45] Litas: if a teammate is talking to me as i work i tend not to look at them<br />[15:45] Litas: but otherwise i look at people in the eye<br />[15:45] lissa: hm<br />[15:45] lissa: when i talk to *girls name*, shes a big eye contact maker<br />[15:46] lissa: and when she looks directly at me like that in a very engaging way, i feel naked<br />[15:46] Litas: yeah that's kinda creepy<br />[15:46] lissa: i need to work on that.<br />[15:46] Litas: totally with you on that one<br />[15:46] lissa: ok good<br />[15:46] Litas: like i look at people in the eye, but when they LOOOK back scary!<br />[15:46] lissa: i thought i was the only one<br />[15:47] lissa: well i then get kinda weird about it<br />[15:47] lissa: like which eye am i looking at<br />[15:47] lissa: am i looking at her nose?<br />[15:47] Litas: you look in the center<br />[15:47] lissa: then i cant hear what shes saying<br />[15:47] Litas: yes<br />[15:47] lissa: cause im feeling naked<br />[15:47] lissa: and staring at her eyebrow<br />[15:47] Litas: SNORT<br />[15:47] lissa: lol<br />[15:47] Litas: friend i love you<br />[15:47] lissa: thats what just happened.<br />[15:47] Litas: ok well that's how i feel about *other girls name*<br />[15:47] lissa: oh no<br />[15:47] Litas: see i forget she has a wack eye and then i REMEMBER<br />[15:48] Litas: and it's like they're fighting for attention<br />[15:48] Litas: HAHA<br />[15:48] Litas: FRIEND<br />[15:48] Litas: DYING<br />[15:48] lissa: NO<br />[15:48] lissa: haha<br />[15:48] Litas: FRIEND<br />[15:48] Litas: going to choke on my water<br />[15:48] lissa: ok<br />[15:48] Litas: u know how that went last time<br />[15:48] Litas: crying<br />[15:48] Litas: ok swallowed<br />[15:48] Litas: whew<br />[15:48] lissa: ok good<br />[15:48] lissa: dont throw up on your keyboard<br />[15:48] lissa: i wont be over to help clean it up<br />[15:48] Litas: FRIEND!<br />[15:48] lissa: thats a lie<br />[15:49] lissa: i cant believe how calm and professional i was about that<br />[15:49] lissa: sigh<br />[15:49] lissa: i love you<br />[15:49] Litas: dude that's how i knew you were ready for momhood<br />[15:49] lissa: i didnt have any gag reflex<br />[15:49] lissa: which is weird<br />[15:49] lissa: but if you bleed<br />[15:49] Litas: nope it was shut up clean up and move on<br />[15:49] lissa: im passing out<br />[15:49] lissa: and throwing up<br />[15:49] Litas: HAHA<br />[15:49] Litas: friend that totally played out in my head<br />[15:49] lissa: motherhood takes a backseat again<br />[15:49] Litas: it was really funny<br />[15:49] Litas: like a cartoon just now<br />[15:49] lissa: heh<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-8479367675272619761?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-73795432115814592532008-10-24T10:55:00.000-07:002008-10-24T10:57:42.753-07:00[10:52]dj02: i moving next week<br />[10:52]lissa: to where<br />[10:52]dj02: sherman oaks<br />[10:52]lissa: with whom<br />[10:52]dj02: my friend jesus<br />[10:52]lissa: dude<br />[10:52]lissa: no way<br />[10:53]dj02: way<br />[10:53]lissa: youre gonna live with jesus?<br />[10:53]dj02: indeed<br />[10:53]dj02: lolz<br />[10:53]lissa: thats pretty cool. <br />[10:53]dj02: ya<br />[10:53]lissa: is he gonna do some cool tricks?<br />[10:53]dj02: the place is awesome<br />[10:53]lissa: like the whole walk on water stuff?<br />[10:53]dj02: lmao!!!<br />[10:53]lissa: wait a minute.. <br />[10:53]dj02: im going to see if he can<br />[10:53]lissa: you mean HAY zeuz. <br />[10:53]lissa: i think that still means jesus<br />[10:53]lissa: so yeha <br />[10:54]lissa: give the tricks a try<br />[10:54]lissa: especially that one where he turns water to wine<br />[10:54]lissa: im dying to see that shit man<br />[10:54]dj02: thats what im all about<br />[10:54]dj02: lol<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-7379543211581459253?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-83118653492124692352008-06-16T13:20:00.000-07:002008-06-16T13:24:31.065-07:00melissa: ive come to realize that cspan is boring.<br />melissa: cspan2 is worse<br />melissa: cause if they didnt have enough to put on cspan, there's another channel of the senate NOT EVEN TALKING<br />*my bff: that's why you just need to watch maury<br />melissa: i cant. im technically working<br />melissa: its just really really slow today<br />*my bff: oh then no maury you'll get too distracted<br />melissa: wow<br />melissa: im sorry<br />melissa: cspan2 is far superior to cspan<br />melissa: these senate guys are ruthless<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-8311865349212469235?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-84272379483721480932008-06-13T13:24:00.000-07:002008-06-13T13:26:19.850-07:00[13:19] me: ohs noes!<br />[13:19] me: tim russert!<br />[13:19] mom: just saw that....very sad<br />[13:19] me: what the hell am i gonna watch on sat morning!?<br />[13:19] mom: cartoon?<br />[13:20] mom: same thing....<br />[13:20] mom: lol<br />[13:20] me: i likes watching meet the press tho<br />[13:20] mom: someone else will take over i am sure<br />[13:20] me: not the same<br />[13:20] me: like when chrissy left and terry moved in<br />[13:20] me: it was different<br />[13:21] me: like when roseanne's becky changed<br />[13:21] me: ITS DIFFERENT<br />[13:21] me: becky 1 or becky 2<br />[13:21] mom: youre funny<br />[13:22] mom: but look at james bond!<br />[13:22] me: ..<br />[13:22] me: thanks mom<br />[13:22] mom: smooches<br />[13:22] mom: welcome<br />[13:25] mom: Look at batman<br />[13:25] me: enough.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-8427237948372148093?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-29994919288821946362008-06-04T16:15:00.001-07:002008-06-04T16:19:07.470-07:00heathaho: my name is heather. i'm your biggest fan<br />melissa: wow<br />melissa: mine?<br />heathaho: yarp<br />melissa: thanks<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-2999491928882194636?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-90806552952606424452007-08-13T13:15:00.000-07:002007-08-13T13:17:05.815-07:00melissa: thats completely unacceptable that we cant give them dates.<br />melissa: that process is RETARDED.<br />daniel: lol...like yahoo, "Sooo...when will the change appear on Yahoo?"<br />daniel: ummm<br />melissa: the integrity of our local data should be good if it is IN our system.<br />daniel: "3 months from now?"<br />melissa: if the data is bad, then it shouldnt be in there. period.<br />daniel: yup<br />melissa: yeah yahoo changes are a fucking headache.<br />melissa: i kid you not, i opened 5 site issues on thursday last week<br />melissa: all about extended distribution<br />daniel: i wonder how many extended distribution site issues they get every week?<br />melissa: probably not enough to warrant an investigation of the connection between our sites.<br />daniel: lol...great<br />daniel: good times<br />melissa: yep<br />melissa: all around<br />melissa: beer pong?<br />daniel: absolutely<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-9080655295260642445?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-86082298397716014692007-01-29T14:24:00.000-08:002007-01-29T14:25:51.269-08:00[14:17] carlo: voodoo working yet?<br />[14:18] melissa: no :(<br />[14:18] melissa: we think he's gay<br />[14:18] carlo: ungay potions r tricky<br />[14:18] melissa: but way far back in the closet.<br />[14:18] carlo: oo<br />[14:19] carlo: still in narnia<br />[14:19] melissa: yeah<br />[14:19] melissa: exactly<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-8608229839771601469?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-16529900536828396762007-01-23T10:36:00.000-08:002007-01-23T10:37:35.500-08:00greg l: Oh....how cruel you are... Your techniques are indeed devious<br />melissa: ill let you in on a little secret...<br />melissa: im part evil<br />greg l: I'll let you in on a little secret...your secret is not a secret.<br />melissa: hahhaha DAMN!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-1652990053682839676?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-6665997213727808652007-01-09T15:20:00.000-08:002007-01-09T15:22:37.865-08:00i had a horrible day. and i had to take it out on someone.<br /><br />mel: <3<br />mel: sorry<br />mel: im bitchy<br />daniel: you're cute when you're mad<br />mel: lol<br />mel: no im not<br />daniel: lol...i thought it was cute<br />mel: meh..<br />mel: thanks<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-666599721372780865?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-32077433808680036722007-01-08T17:18:00.001-08:002007-01-08T17:18:47.559-08:00[17:16] cupcake: I FEEL SICK<br />[17:16] Possum of the Grotto: oh!?<br />[17:16] cupcake: yeah<br />[17:16] Possum of the Grotto: tell me lissa<br />[17:16] Possum of the Grotto: WHO SI YOUR LOVER!?<br />[17:16] cupcake: LOL<br />[17:16] cupcake: i will not.<br />[17:16] Possum of the Grotto: *slap*<br />[17:16] Possum of the Grotto: what's it gonna take?<br />[17:16] cupcake: dont slap me whore<br />[17:17] cupcake: maybe you'll know next week<br />[17:17] cupcake: WHY ARE YOU SO NOSEY<br />[17:17] Possum of the Grotto: I WANT TO KNOW<br />[17:17] Possum of the Grotto: my ass butter is sticky :(<br />[17:17] cupcake: your sick nate<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-3207743380868003672?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-59389465943529837042007-01-08T16:39:00.000-08:002007-01-08T16:49:40.312-08:00arri: i'm a good girl<br />mel: LOL<br />arri: wayne looks so good when he came over here and sat down<br />mel: yeah<br />mel: he's fly<br />arri: yes, very fly<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-5938946594352983704?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-81380557166426110702007-01-04T12:08:00.000-08:002007-01-04T12:10:44.471-08:00mel: ..... and i havent seen you yet<br />jason: yep. been busy<br />jason : i was out there earlier<br />mel: where was i?<br />jason : and i smiled at your window<br />jason : you were there....i think<br />mel: hmmm<br />jason: dont you ever feel like youre being stared at?<br />jason : well if you do, thats me<br />mel: sometimes<br />mel: but i just assume that its the paparazzi<br />jason : nope...its the papa-bunny<br />mel: lol<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-8138055716642611070?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-3794901048802947072006-12-14T11:52:00.000-08:002006-12-14T11:53:17.081-08:00[11:45] eric, crim...whatever: I smell fruit<br />[11:46] eric, crim...whatever: must be teh fructiese...the shapoo that smell like fruit<br />[11:47] partly cloudy: i smell<br />[11:47] partly cloudy: um<br />[11:47] partly cloudy: ok<br />[11:47] partly cloudy: i forgot that step this morning<br />[11:47] partly cloudy: damnit<br />[11:47] eric, crim...whatever: hehe<br />[11:47] partly cloudy: no soap for me today<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: but somehow i remembered to put on perfume<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: so i guess its not all that bad<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: oh wait<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: LOL<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: ok<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: i think i put it on<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: but only under one arm<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: rofl<br />[11:48] eric, crim...whatever: lmao<br />[11:48] partly cloudy: thats awesome<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-379490104880294707?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-4570188916131068812006-11-13T09:43:00.000-08:002006-11-13T09:45:54.371-08:00[09:31] fraulein: you know<br />[09:31] fraulein: i want to tell you<br />[09:31] fraulein: ive been smelling soap lately<br />[09:32] fraulein: and im like wtf<br />[09:32] fraulein: why am i smelling soap<br />[09:32] fraulein: like its a super clean smell<br />[09:33] fraulein: anyways<br />[09:33] fraulein: i figured it out this morning<br />[09:33] Eric: Strange<br />[09:33] fraulein: its my deodorant<br />[09:33] fraulein: cause i changed to dove<br />[09:33] fraulein: and thats what i smell like<br />[09:33] fraulein: dove.<br />[09:34] Eric: lol...I had the same experience<br />[09:34] Eric: I bought what I though was my regular stuff<br />[09:35] Eric: and I was smelling baby powder all day<br />[09:35] Eric: I was like...wtf??<br />[09:35] fraulein: lol!<br />[09:35] fraulein: you bought womens deodorant!<br />[09:35] Eric: lol no<br />[09:35] Eric: I was Sure regular instead of Sure non-scented<br />[09:36] Eric: has a light smell. Rather pleasant<br />[09:36] Eric: been buying it ever since<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-457018891613106881?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-84686806164347020232006-11-13T09:30:00.000-08:002006-11-13T09:43:31.846-08:00[09:24] Eric: who has the area code of 949?<br />[09:25] fraulein: texas?<br />[09:25] fraulein: no<br />[09:25] fraulein: jersey<br />[09:25] fraulein: damn<br />[09:25] fraulein: i was way off<br />[09:25] Eric: 949CA California: S Coastal Orange County<br />[09:25] fraulein: yeha<br />[09:25] fraulein: thats what i mean<br />[09:26] fraulein: call them back<br />[09:26] fraulein: tell them lissa said hi<br />[09:26] Eric: lol will do<br />[09:26] fraulein: kinda like how my friend called me yesterday at 830am<br />[09:27] fraulein: to ask me if i was awake<br />[09:27] fraulein: i said no<br />[09:27] fraulein: he said well then call me back when you are<br />[09:27] fraulein: so i called him back around 1030<br />[09:27] fraulein: his wife answers the phone<br />[09:27] fraulein: and i had like a 5 min convo with her<br />[09:27] fraulein: and he never called me back<br />[09:27] fraulein: douchebag.<br />[09:27] fraulein: wow<br />[09:27] fraulein: that totally doesnt relate to your sitution<br />[09:27] fraulein: my bad.<br />[09:27] Eric: haha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-8468680616434702023?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-43258384071070395592006-10-16T15:47:00.000-07:002006-10-16T15:50:30.393-07:00melissa: why is she eating again?<br />daniel: lol<br />daniel: when is she not eating?<br />melissa: lol<br />daniel: she has a freekin 7-11 in her desk<br />daniel: twinkies, slurpee machine,<br />melissa: lol<br />daniel: sodas<br />daniel: i bet there's an indian guy hiding up there too<br />melissa: lol<br />melissa: stop it<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-4325838407107039559?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-34454645735253579322006-10-16T15:44:00.000-07:002006-10-16T15:51:15.720-07:00daniel: <a href="http://www.statefarm.com/apps/agentLoc/AgentInformation.asp?na=US&st=53&amp;ofc=8425">http://www.statefarm.com/apps/agentLoc/AgentInformation.asp?na=US&st=53&amp;ofc=8425</a><a href="http://www.statefarm.com/apps/agentLoc/AgentInformation.asp?na=US&st=53&amp;ofc=8425"></a><a href="http://www.statefarm.com/apps/agentLoc/AgentInformation.asp?na=US&st=53&amp;ofc=8425"></a><br />daniel: i'd "buy insurance" off this one<br />daniel: if you know what i mean<br />melissa: LOL<br />(i laughed so hard i snorted)<br />melissa: omg<br />daniel: well...i would definitely "get a homeowners policy" off this chick<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-3445464573525357932?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-10420915527353210962006-10-16T14:35:00.000-07:002006-10-16T14:38:19.001-07:00greg: phew made it home and back<br />melissa: excellent <br />melissa: home & back ftw! <br />greg: lol gg ^^<br />melissa: thx<br />greg: see your 1337 already. rd to wow<br />greg: j4x0r n00bs<br />melissa: naw. <br />greg: lol<br />melissa: im not going to be teh wowing <br />greg: haha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-1042091552735321096?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-56941876773828595422006-10-16T10:09:00.001-07:002006-10-16T10:09:36.231-07:00Jake: no<br />fraulein: holy hell <br />fraulein: crisis monday <br />fraulein: everyone and their dog has issues<br />Jake: lol<br />Jake: send them to your giggle corner<br />fraulein: seriously <br />fraulein: they need a giggle<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-5694187677382859542?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-9910989979545219412006-10-12T12:19:00.000-07:002006-10-12T12:21:19.835-07:00there's a paper jam. <br /><br />i casually sit at my desk. im wearing a new jacket. i dont want ink on it.<br />then i hear:<br /><br />'ok i can't find this. is anybody good at jams?'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-991098997954521941?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1159913624639632242006-10-03T15:02:00.000-07:002006-10-03T15:13:44.646-07:00mom: free beer if hes working that booth?<br />melissa: he didnt give me free beer last year <br />mom: a-hole<br />melissa: doesnt matter <br />melissa: its not like its expensive <br />mom: true<br />melissa: and hello, im your daughter. i pre-party<br />mom: LOL<br />mom i dont know what youre talking about<br />melissa: hahah ok lady janes<br />mom: and thats why i am not going to octoberfest<br />melissa: cause you dont wanna party with your daughter? <br />mom: dont want to be seeing you try out your strippin techniques<br />melissa: hahah ya. me with my bum foot. however, amber will<br />mom: lalllaalalalalala<br />mom: dont hear you<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115991362463963224?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1159752620043106422006-10-01T18:26:00.000-07:002006-10-01T21:34:46.226-07:00melissa: its like week 7 of school<br />melissa: and i havent read anything out of the books<br />melissa: and im managing a B in soc and an A in art<br />carlo: its cuz ur a genie<br />carlo: reading is pointless<br />melissa: agreed<br />carlo: as long as u pay attention in class then pow!<br />melissa: lol<br />melissa: my classes are online<br />melissa: i dont even sit there and listen to anyone <br />melissa: everything is based on me reading <br />carlo: haha<br />carlo: well its cuz u watch law n order. thats why u have good grades<br />melissa: ya.. thats what i figured<br />melissa: you are so right<br /><br /><br />but there's an update! <br /><br />carlo: u missed out on the side boob hour on family guy<br />melissa: no i didnt <br />melissa: its tivo'ed<br />carlo: oo<br />carlo: seee, thats why ur passing with good grades<br />carlo: genie!<br />melissa: heh.. the mighty tivo not only records television, but makes me pass college<br />carlo: indeed. its pretty handy<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115975262004310642?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1159471174538792762006-09-28T12:16:00.000-07:002006-09-28T12:19:34.546-07:00melissa: i work with someone that looks like lo pan <br />carlo: hahaha<br />carlo: big trouble in little china eh<br />carlo: does the lo pan girl have a long beard too<br />melissa: no<br />melissa: she should tho<br />melissa: but shes got long stringgy hair<br />carlo: oo<br />carlo: does she have long pinky nails<br />melissa: no<br />carlo: i would block all magical attacks with mine but i cut it<br />melissa: but shes got a big gut<br />carlo: ooo stringy hair AND big gut<br />carlo: i think im in love<br />melissa: im gonna put a weaved basket on my head and do kung fu infront of her<br />carlo: haha<br />melissa: i think thats going to make the lightning bolt deflector sheild react<br />carlo: it just might<br />melissa: ya<br />melissa: it will. dont you worry<br />carlo: ill be the inflatable guy n explode<br />melissa: good call<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115947117453879276?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1159125495307786582006-09-24T12:15:00.000-07:002006-09-24T12:18:15.316-07:00(nate shows me & jake a picture of a bike frame)<br /><br />melissa: that shits gangsta<br />Nate: if by gangsta, you mean phil collins, then yes<br />melissa: phil collins is straight up gangsta. ive heard 'in the air tonight' <br />Nate: lol<br />Nate: i don't like cricket...<br />Nate: i love it...<br />melissa: the darts game? <br />melissa: or the sport<br />Nate: lol<br />melissa: cause i love both <br />Jake: lol x 2<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115912549530778658?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1158869598286687212006-09-21T13:10:00.000-07:002006-09-21T13:13:18.300-07:00we're about to have a picnic:<br /><br />MQ: If you can’t find anyone for the leg race, I’ll do it with you. I’m competitive when it comes to games.<br />melissa: Hehheh.. M, I was kidding. I really have a foot injury and I cant be putting that kind of strain on it. But thanks for the offer<br />MQ:Ok. That’s very funny. I didn’t hear that part! You should try hopping on 1 foot.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115886959828668721?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1158771184934260232006-09-20T09:50:00.000-07:002006-09-20T09:53:04.946-07:00daniel: dood...do you like midgets?<br />melissa: who doesnt<br />daniel: come hither<br /><br />***********************************<br /><br />daniel: why did you have to move<br />melissa: cause <br />daniel: godammit<br />melissa: that desk sucks<br />melissa: major balls<br />daniel: yes...just like some girls i know<br />daniel: but<br />daniel: that doesn't mean you had to move<br />daniel: desks<br />daniel: godammit<br />melissa: no dude<br />melissa: the whole area sucks<br />daniel: lol<br />melissa: i felt exposed<br />melissa: and violated <br />melissa: like a dirty whore<br />daniel: lol<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115877118493426023?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1158770115879735222006-09-20T09:26:00.000-07:002006-09-20T12:22:15.883-07:00MQ: Are you from the south? Cause you have a southern accent. <br />melissa: no. im from 10 mins away. <br />MQ: Oh. you still sound like your from the south. <br /><br /><br />say what ya'll?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115877011587973522?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1158710334043144172006-09-19T16:57:00.000-07:002006-09-19T16:58:54.050-07:00greg: i told carlo i stopped caring about hunting for women. he says the right woman is the one u roofy<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115871033404314417?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34704763.post-1158700040566580922006-09-19T14:06:00.000-07:002006-09-19T14:24:17.476-07:00enrique: Enrique: "what you need is a hug" Melissa: "I dont need affection to feel better, fuck that"<br /><br />melissa: ROFL<br />melissa: im so blogging this<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34704763-115870004056658092?l=mygigglecorner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>melissanoreply@blogger.com0